RULE #1: DO NOT TALK ABOUT /B/.★RULE #2: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT /B/.★RULE #3: WE ARE ANONYMOUS.★RULE #4: WE ARE LEGION.★RULE #5: ANONYMOUS NEVER FORGIVES.★RULE #6: ANONYMOUS CAN BE A HORRIBLE, SENSELESS, UNCARING MONSTER.★RULE #7: ANONYMOUS IS STILL ABLE TO DELIVER.★RULE #8: THERE ARE NO REAL RULES ABOUT POSTING.★RULE #9: THERE ARE NO REAL RULES ABOUT MODERATION EITHER - ENJOY YOUR BAN.★RULE #10: IF YOU ENJOY ANY RIVAL SITES, DON'T.★RULE #11: ALL YOUR CAREFULLY PICKED ARGUMENTS CAN EASILY BE IGNORED.★RULE #12: ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU.★RULE #13: ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE TURNED INTO SOMETHING ELSE.★RULE #14: DO NOT ARGUE WITH TROLLS - IT MEANS THEY WIN.★RULE #15: THE HARDER YOU TRY, THE HARDER YOU WILL FAIL.★RULE #16: IF YOU FAIL IN EPIC PROPORTIONS, IT MAY JUST BECOME A WINNING FAILURE.★RULE #17: EVERY WIN FAILS EVENTUALLY.★RULE #18: EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE LABELLED CAN BE HATED.★RULE #19: THE MORE YOU HATE IT, THE STRONGER IT GETS.★RULE #20: NOTHING IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.★RULE #21: ORIGINAL CONTENT IS ORIGINAL ONLY FOR A FEW SECONDS BEFORE GETTING OLD.★RULE #22: COPYPASTA IS MADE TO RUIN EVERY LAST BIT OF ORIGINALITY.★RULE #23: COPYPASTA IS MADE TO RUIN EVERY LAST BIT OF ORIGINALITY.★RULE #24: EVERY POST IS ALWAYS A REPOST OF A REPOST.★RULE #25: RELATION TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC DECREASES WITH EVERY SINGLE POST.★RULE #26: ANY TOPIC CAN BE EASILY TURNED INTO SOMETHING TOTALLY UNRELATED.★RULE #27: ALWAYS QUESTION A PERSON'S SEXUAL PREFERENCES WITHOUT ANY REAL REASON.★RULE #28: ALWAYS QUESTION A PERSON'S GENDER - JUST IN CASE IT'S REALLY A MAN.★RULE #29: ON THE INTERNET, ALL WOMEN ARE MEN AND ALL KIDS ARE FBI AGENTS.★RULE #30: GIRLS DO NOT EXIST ON THE INTERNET.★RULE #31: TITS OR GTFO - THE CHOICE IS YOURS.★RULE #32: YOU MUST HAVE PICTURES TO PROVE YOUR STATEMENTS.★RULE #33: LURK MORE - IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.★RULE #34: THERE IS PORN OF IT. NO EXCEPTIONS.★RULE #35: IF NO PORN IS FOUND AT THE MOMENT, IT WILL BE MADE.★RULE #36: THERE WILL ALWAYS BE EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT THAN WHAT YOU JUST SAW.★RULE #37: YOU CANNOT DIVIDE BY ZERO (JUST BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR SAYS SO).★RULE #38: NO REAL LIMITS OF ANY KIND APPLY HERE - NOT EVEN THE SKY.★RULE #39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.★RULE #40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.★RULE #41: DESU ISN'T FUNNY. SERIOUSLY GUYS.★RULE #42: NOTHING IS SACRED.★RULE #43: THE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND PURE A THING IS, THE MORE SATISFYING IT IS TO CORRUPT IT.★RULE #44: EVEN ONE POSITIVE COMMENT ABOUT JAPANESE THINGS MAKES YOU A WEEABOO.★RULE #45: WHEN ONE SEES A LION, ONE MUST GET IN THE CAR.★RULE #46: THERE IS ALWAYS FURRY PORN OF IT.★RULE #47: THE POOL IS ALWAYS CLOSED.★
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